House-isms Season 3

poster yourself "I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous." "You guys are still thinking like doctors when you should be thinking like plumbers. Come on, I wanna see some butt crack." Cuddy: "Is that Vicodin?" House: "Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me." "I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual." "This thing won me second place in the clinic's weekly 'Weirdest thing pulled out of an orifice' contest." "Okay, fine. I'll father your child. But first you gotta write me a Vicodin prescription. Just so I can get through the foreplay." "There are reports out of South Africa about a pill that'd temporarily revive someone in a vegetative state. We've all seen Awakenings. It made me cry. I wanna cry." "Quick, what's the status? I gotta get back to our sleeper before he goes looking for the orgasmatron." "Deep inside, Wilson believes that if he cares enough, he'll never have to die." Foreman: "I had a date last night. She screamed too. You think we should spend a hundred thousand dollars testing her?" House: "Of course not. This isn't a veterinary hospital. Zing!" "Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, kinda feel like a bagel." House: "After that look, I'm feeling a little frisky and looks like you're up." Cuddy: "I'm ovulating. Let's go." House: "The frisky, it went away." "Is this an intervention? You're a little late, since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, still hooked on phonics." "The kid is having nightmares. Only happens at night. It's right there in the name." "She was being metaphorical. She was trying to sound like me. I have no idea what you meant, but I could smell what the Rock was cooking." Cameron: "You're lucky he didn't die." House: "I'm lucky? He's the one who didn't die." "Happens often in high anxiety situation, especially to women. Now it sounds sexist, but science says you're weak and soft. What can I do?" "No, Cameron had concerns. Chase just agreed with her because he didn't want to lose his all access pass to her love rug." "I can play the harmonica with my nose, make a penny come out of a child's ear, or any other orifice for that matter, and given the right circumstances bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy." "Could have left the scarf at home and just told him you'd be wearing a look of desperation."