House-isms Season 2

Wilson : "You're accessing a webcam?" House: "Cuddy's shower. You a fan of the Brazilian?" "Awesome. A sex fiend with a swollen tongue. Think of all the places I can make Foreman search." Wilson – "How'd you get here?" House – "By osmosis." Weber – "You can't test anything on an abnormal brain." House – "That's so close-minded, He's not ‘abnormal.' He's special." Cameron – "Could pain medication cause an orgasm?" House – "I wish." Chase – "We've got an MRI scheduled in twenty minutes. Earliest Foreman could get the machine." House – "I teach you to lie and cheat and steal and the second my back is turned you wait in line!" "You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a... I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor." "What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short-shorts?" Cameron – "Who was that?" House – "Angelina Jolie. I call her mom. Who thinks that's sexy?" Foreman – "You have no evidence to support a poisoning diagnosis." House – "Which is why it's going to be so cool when I turn out to be right." "If I tried a scheme like this, you'd get that nasty wrinkly face and screech like a hyena. Very sexy, I admit." "Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good." "I'm happy to report that we are now so in sync, we're actually wearing each other's underwear." "Union rules. I can't check out this guy's seeping gonorrhea this close to lunch." Chase – "If she's never kissed a boy, it's a fair bet she's never had sex." House – "Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the mouth." "She looks just like you. You have the same fro." "I'm a really good secret keeper. I've never told anybody Wilson wets his bed." poster yourself